I’m so excited for this post right now, like you don’t even know.
My brother is almost 10 years old, and he did this by complete force. I recorded this on my phone, so what he says will be in bold, and what I say will be in normal text. 😛 My brother’s name is Matthew, he likes beans, and making fun of me.
Ok, Matthew, so who was my first doll?
No, You have three chances.
No. It was Molly.
Did you know that already?
NO! I don’t even really KNOW the names, you just gave me a card with random girly names on it.
What is my blog’s name?
WOW. You knew that??
*Hands him Emily* Who is this doll. W-What’s her name?
Uh, silence? What is it?
Wow good job!
I like beans, so that helped.
What does AGSM stand for. A-G-S-M. So you know the first two is for American Girl.
American Girl super model?
*Laughter, like a lot.* NO! What is it?
Uh… American Girl Store Mall?
WHAT? Store Mall?!
Yes, store mall. American girl store mall. Wait, American Girl supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
What does GOTY stand for?
Got A movie? I don’t know!
Ok, it’s Girl of-
Girl of the year!
How many dolls do I have?
I think it was.. 13?
Um.. Is there one more?
*Hand him DK American Girl guide on GOTY section*
Which one do you think is the ugliest?
Um.. Saige COOPLAND *Notice how he says Coop-land*
You think she’s ugly?
*points to Jess* Even uglier than her.
What? That’s Jess! Jess isn’t ugly!
Eew. She really ugly.
What? she is! She’s just REALLY ugly?
*Gives him 30 seconds to look at GOTY section*
Now name 3.
Oh my GOSH!
*gives him a bit more time*
Uh, Grace Thomas, Saige Coopland, And…. Jess. Ugly Jess.
Flip to a random page.
THEES ONE. *Flips to index. Flips to table of contents. Flips to very back blank page. Flips to cover*
This looks the same as what that doll has on. *points to Maryellen’s ice skating outfit and Maryellen’s meet dress.*
No. Those are not the same.
YESSS THEY ARRREEE!
No. They don’t match!
well maybe she has it under.
*Points to Kanani*
What state is she from?
What state do you think she’s from? *points to Lea*
No. She from Missouri.
OH MY GOSH.
Where do you think Saige is from?
*In southern accent* Mon-tana
NO! She’s from New Mexico!
I give up.
Who do you think is the prettiest?
None of them.
What? just pick a random one-
MMMM…. THIS ONE! *points to Marisol* Oh wait no…
If American Girl ever made a boy doll would you buy it?
Because it’s a doll.
It’s so FREAKY! *points to Lea’s cat* Like that thing!
That’s a cat!
IT’S SO FREAKYYYY!
*Flips to Julie’s page* EEEW! IT’S A FREAKY HIPPIE DOLL AND SHE’S SITTING IN AN EGG! UH BLECK, BLOO, BLAA.
Ok, so we’re done Matthew. What do you want to say to my readers?
Eeh.. I don’t know why you guys buy these things. They’re just freaky dolls. They’re not entertainment. Just freaky, freaky dolls.
Yeah so… That happened. Leave a comment with your favorite joke, and reblog to pread the word! Saige COOPLAND. XD